Total Medals Earned: 156 (From 48 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,970 Points
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/485 points)
Play 360 Degrees.
Collect SKATE.
Collect COMBO.
Knock over all 10 garbage cans.
Squash all 5 birds.
Overload the water system.
Find the Secret Tape
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Flip 3 times in the air.
Survive a whole minute after the timer ends.
Finish with more than 5k points.
Finish with more than 20k points.
Finish with more than 75k points.
Finish with more than 125k points.
Finish with more than 300k points.
Finish with more than 500k points.
Finish with more than 1M points.
Finish with more than 2M points.
Finish with more than 5M points.
Finish with more than 10M points.
Complete two goals at once.
Complete three goals at once.
Complete four goals at once.
Complete five goals at once.
Complete all six goals at once.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (50/60 points)
Get 10 points in story mode.
Get 20 points in story mode
Get 30 points in story mode.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (250/250 points)
Beat The Game (Fart Mode)
Beat The Game (Normal Mode)
Don't skip the intro horse ride
Play the guitar
PWN during the snowball fight
Get PWNED during the snowball fight
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/125 points)
Lose The Gulag
Get Sniped By A Camper
You Freaking Idiot
Win The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Medals Earned: 4/5 (100/125 points)
Medals Earned: 4/19 (100/475 points)
You Live
You Die
You die
Medals Earned: 3/11 (15/90 points)
Kill 1 enemy
Open the game
see it.
Witness a Stepford miracle
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Blub
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
Medals Earned: 3/12 (30/210 points)
Treat Your First Patient
Catch a Virus
Take Damage
Complete Your First Shift
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Perform a Heart Transplant
Fail To Treat a Patient
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Run Out Of Lives
Eat a Schnitzel
Use The Toilet
Medals Earned: 4/7 (135/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/275 points)
WINNER
you lose too many time
this man is a goat of thumbness
dunkin